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Spray on Viagra
by cracker
Get ready for Love Jet, which proponents are calling “spray-on Viagra.”
“I have been a part of many great innovations,” says Dr. Yoshiro Nakamatsu, who holds more than 3,000 patents, including one for the digital watch. “At the end of the next millennium, they may forget that I invented the floppy and the digital watch and remember me for improving sex with the Love Jet.”
On May 19, Dr. NakaMats, as he is known, will unveiled his new invention for North American distributors and marketers at the Invention/New Product Exposition in Pittsburgh. You could only imagine the lines around his table when her offered free samples.
Just aim and fire at the groin. It’s like a jock itch spray, only the tingling promises to be a whole lot more appealing!
Love Jet supposedly works by helping the body secret the sex hormone DHEA, which Dr. NakaMats calls “the medicine of love.” Since it is applied externally, Love Jet is stronger than Viagra and has no side effects, he says. It works for women, too. “I have tried it personally,” says the 71-year-old doctor. “And my personal experiences confirm the clinical studies.” Need protection against sexually transmitted diseases? What about premature ejaculation? Love Jet aims to be one-stop shopping for sexual dysfunctions and hang-ups. The secret, Dr. NakaMats says, comes in Love Jet’s spray-on application that supposedly forms a protective coating around the genitalia.
brain tobacco
If Love Jet sounds too good to be true, it would be a lot like some of Dr. NakaMats’ other inventions. His Yummy Nutry-Brain Tobacco was supposed to stimulate your brain to new creative heights as you smoke. It didn’t catch on, nor did the musical golf club, or Cerebrex, a chair that supposedly improves memory, math skills and creativity just by sitting in it. “I invent things people laugh at in the beginning,” he says. “What good was a floppy disk in 1950? It was no big deal then.” Just for the record, IBM claims its scientists invented the disk in the late 1960s using in-house technology.
The makers of Viagra admitted in the past that it has licensing agreements with the doctor but downplayed his contributions. Now, spokeswoman Laura Croker says the company line is “No comment” on Dr. NakaMats’s claim. “I signed a non-disclosure agreement,” says NakaMats. “I can’t talk about it. But I invented it.”
But the doctor looks to the future. Educated at the elite Tokyo University, Dr. NakaMats holds graduate degrees in law, engineering and medicine. “I don’t know what my IQ is,” he says. “Inventors are not necessarily high IQ people.”
He sleeps less than four hours a day, and does all his eating in one meal. He spends many hours a day in the pool, claiming that his best ideas come during long swims underwater, when his body is deprived of oxygen.
One of his less successful inventions: a waterproof memo pad.
Article Suggested By: Colin Quinn
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