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We are willing to bet a new set of whitewalls you got at least one spam related email for a penis enlargement pill. Actually on most days, we receive around 10-13 messages, all of them saying the same thing, all of them selling essentially the same product. We've contacted all of the "companies" involved and we've received various responses most of them useless and most of them... Take our advice and never, never, never purchase anything penis enlargement related via an email solicitation. If you'd stop buying the spam, it would leave the shelves. However, here's an article you'll never see... Efforts to pass legislation restricting Internet "spam"--unsolicited mass e-mails usually for advertising purposes--are meeting with strong resistance from the nation's powerful penis-enlargement lobby. "If this legislation passes, the government would, for all intents and purposes, be taking three to four inches off America's penis's," said Denny Garner, president of the National Association of Penis Enlargers (NAPE), speaking to reporters Monday. "For millions of poorly hung American men, spam is a vital source of information about penis-enlargement options, and our elected officials have no right to take it away from them." H.R. 2319, or the Electronic Mail Limitations Act, is slated to go before the House of Representatives next week. The bill would empower states to prosecute so-called "spammers" and impose fines or jail time against adults convicted of e-mailing unsolicited advertisements to strangers. If signed into law, H.R. 2319 would likely prove devastating to manufacturers and vendors of pills, pumps, and creams designed to increase penis size. "The entire penis-enlargement industry is threatened by this bill," Garner said. "Despite what most people think, not all penis-pill and penis-pump makers are big and wealthy. There are many self-starting entrepreneurs who play a vital role in keeping the industry competitive. This bill would drive them out of the marketplace, leaving only the large multinationals like the Dong Group." "Congress may feel pressure to kowtow to the interests of anti-spam consumer-advocacy groups," Garner continued, "but they do so at the expense of the hardworking men and women of Penis Pump Fabricators Local 704 of Toledo, who make Peniszilla Wonder Pumps to put food on the table for their families. These are the real victims of this bill." In addition to NAPE, other groups are taking steps to halt the legislation. Last Thursday, Applied Products Limited, makers of Thunder Penisstretchin' Pillz, ran a full-page ad in USA Today urging Congress to vote down H.R. 2319. Dirk Dick, adult-film star and host of the popular late-night talk show Sex Talk, has been aggressively lobbying Sen. Pat Leahy (D-CT), who is expected to be a key swing vote should the bill proceed to the Senate. "I don't recall the First Amendment saying, 'Speech is free unless you're promoting a pill that's guaranteed to make your penis longer and thicker,'" Dick said. "I honestly cannot find that phrase. If this nation's men did not desire meaty, 10-inch schlongs, then products to achieve that end would not exist, much less sell. This bill suppresses something Americans need and want." "The penis enlargers have shrewdly formed a coalition with other industries that depend heavily upon mass e-mail, including the American Association To LOSE WEIGHT FAST and the National Alliance To GET OUT OF DEBT NOW," said Nicholas Lerman of the Cato Institute. "This coalition also includes the formidable National Organization To GO FROM AN A-CUP TO A D IN JUST 10 DAYS." Roger Skolnick, genitalia-enhancement editor of Newsweek, said the anti-spam bill would damage one of the few thriving sectors of the U.S. economy. "Sales of penis-enlargement treatments and devices in 2000 totaled in excess of $600 million," Skolnick said. "penis-lengthening is, no pun intended, a consistent growth industry in the U.S., and this bill would severely emasculate it. As usual, it's the little guy who suffers." Suggest an article. |
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